If you're down for a challenge, I dare you to post your most 'oh-no-s/he-didn't-just-post-that' post on your blog, and link back to me. Please make sure to let me know that you've posted your salacious tale of cringe-inducing mayhem, because I want to read it. Badly.
If you don't have a blog, get one. Or, feel free to (over)share in the comments section below. If you wish to
Go on. I dare you.
Want extra incentive?
The writers of the three most humiliating and best-told anecdotes will receive a $10 giftcard to Good Vibes. Or Amazon. You get to pick.
** If you've already humiliated yourself in a past blog post, feel free to post that entry. You do NOT have to write a new one, but you DO need to link back :) .
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Oh my gosh, why haven't I saved any good nuggets? I'm way too much of an open book already!
ReplyDeleteyou're free to repost!
ReplyDeleteSorry S, no way I'm going to post that...
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you can post an anonymous comment - just make sure to let me know which one is yours :)
ReplyDeletecome on -- GOOD VIBES!
It's all in my "about me" on my blog.
ReplyDeletehttp://noreasonneeded.blogspot.com
When I was in college (an English major), we read some story that involved a white doe running through the forest. I can't remember which it was, but the white doe image was important and there was a question involving it on an exam.
ReplyDeleteI don't know what the hell I was thinking (or not thinking) but in my response, I made reference to a "lump of white dough" running (yes, running) through the woods. To this day, I cringe when I remember that. Obviously, the professor made a note in the margin with question marks. I think she also had no clue as to what I was thinking.
White doe/dough. Whatever.
I've just posted a comment on the madness of writers on my blog, http://nancylamb.com/
ReplyDeleteYou're confirming my suspicions.
Oh, there's so many to choose from, but I'm going to have to go with:
ReplyDeletehttp://mommylinguist.blogspot.com/2010/02/balmex-finger.html
"The Balmex Finger".
:) (It's taken me a bit, but I've finally check out your blog (obviously). HOLYCRAP, I love it.)
My soon to be ex-husband did a lot of crappy things, but one of the winners was leaving me "hanging" and then while I tried to finish the job, leaving the room to do laundry or such and coming back in to ask me inane questions like where the dish soap was. Seriously.
ReplyDeleteCarolyn, congrats on moving him to the "soon to be ex" category!
ReplyDeleteI don't know if this qualifies as humiliating, but there was some definite oversharing going on. So anyhow, here it is...
ReplyDeletehttp://mycoldcupofcoffee.blogspot.com/2010/04/starve-fever-but-fill-up-on-love.html
:) love these, guys. just don't forget to link back on your blog to this site...
ReplyDeleteI'm not sure how much more I can get away with in the land of censors!!
ReplyDeletesee my post "Walking on Water" at "thankyoumrsbrown.blogspot.com"....at least your idea gave me something to write about...
ReplyDeleteI have one in mind, but it's both humiliating and GROSS. Not sure if it's beyond TMI.
ReplyDelete@anonymous - don't let that stop you. remember, a gift certificate to good vibes could be yours
ReplyDeleteI have so many ...the worst are public humiliation at my technodunce status. Sadly, I have a series of them tagged under "the dork at the keyboard."
ReplyDeleteThat is me...should change it to dunce,though. People think I'm not following them cuz I can't find their follow buttons, I ended up following myself everytime I thought I was doing other blogs. So my face was on my own followers list like 80 times.
Like, I said, I have a series of them.
www.gooddayregularpeople.com
Fun contest idea, thanks for the invitation!
Okay, so now for a little oversharing: both humiliating AND gross. Stop reading now if you prefer. Don't say I didn't warn you.
ReplyDeleteAbout two years ago, I had a bad flu, then the first day I was feeling well, proceeded to get really bad food poisoning. To make a long story short, I got really sick, passed out, but nothing came out (you know what I mean).
Then my husband at the time (now ex) and I went away for the weekend at a spa. We did this cleansing sweat lodge thing that evening, then went to bed totally exhausted.
I was so tired from the flu, then the food poisoning, then passing out, that I slept like the dead through the entire night. I woke up the next morning to a strange feeling I had never had before. Once I was fully awake, I realized I had gotten diarrhea during the night and SLEPT THROUGH IT. Meaning: my entire backside was COVERED in it.
I know, impossible, right? No, it's not. I can now testify to that. Obviously, I ran straight to the bathroom to clean up and shower. But we were checking out that day, and there was the issue of the sheets.
I couldn't check out without giving them the heads up on the total shitfest that was our bed, but I was so horrified and humiliated that I couldn't bear to do it myself. But ex-hubby wasn't going to do it, either, so in the end I had to explain to the receptionist that I had been sick and the sheets had been soiled.
I was SO humiliated that I practically ran out of the reception and jumped into our car to take off. And now, whenever I get sick, live in UTTER TERROR that I will repeat that horrible experience.
hahahahahah the last post just made me laugh!!! hahahahahah. mine was as recent as yesterday and it was one that has been done a million times!!!! i saw this guy that i havent seen in a long time, the last time i saw him was at his wedding where his wife was pregnant.
ReplyDeleteso there we were laughing and saying hi, then i asked if had his wife given birth or almost to? he looks at me (and of course i had the biggest smile ever!!) and says my baby died.... i just wanted to jump under the car and bury myself...
www.princesni.blogspot.com(please follow me i promisse i wont lead you astray hehehehe)