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Why I Haven't Gotten Around to Folding the Laundry...
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Question & Answer - When do you do your best thinking? Me? When I'm driving. I'll have the music playing low and I'll drive until I work out in my brain what it is that neede...
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$1 Liquid Liner - Happy Monday pretty ladies :) I'm happy to be kickin off the week with a little product review since I haven't done one in a little while since I've been t...
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I Think I Suck as a SAHM - Not to go back into the SAHM vs. WOHM debate...but I'm undecided about which is the life for me.When I worked, I had to deal with getting me and Elizabeth up...1 hour ago
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Multi-tasking fail. - It happens almost daily. You’re driving down the road, minding your own business… Then all of a sudden you decide to glance out your window to look at the ...1 hour ago
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Nope - Still nothing. I've decided that today, on cycle day 47, I'm breaking down and calling my midwife. I left a message and they're going to call me back. I'm...1 hour ago
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What The Hell, Me? - Seriously, what am I doing at work today? I photographed a wedding last night (for my second, more creative job). I'm exhausted. This is my last week of wo...2 hours ago
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Memoir Monday: Which Came First, The Sickness Or The Egg? - *(Hey y'all. This little thing is called Memoir Monday, and I'd be thrilled if you gave it a shot. Just jot down a story about yourself, grab my code down ...
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If Dr. Phil Says It, It Must Be So - I've written about this phenomenon in past blogs, but let it go because it hadn't come up for awhile... That is, until Friday. Let me back up, though, to ...
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The Better Side of Lost Luggage! - It finally arrived, Yes, I opened the mailbox the other day and inside just waiting for me to rip into it was that cheque (check if you are in the USA) rei...2 hours ago
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Spring Swap, or, Let's Send Fun Presents to Each Other! - Shortmama over at *Family of Shorts* is hosting a super fun Spring Swap! So what do you send for a spring swap? That is up to you! What are your favorite ...3 hours ago
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Memoir Monday - 1980's Style - If you don't like it when I dredge up stupid shit from my past, you can always go over here and give Travis a piece of your mind. When my mother was 9...3 hours ago
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They say it’s your birthday…well, it’s my birthday too - That’s the song we get the kids to sing on their birthdays….because we’re huge dorks. The party on Saturday for Garrett and Landon went off without a hitch...3 hours ago
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You are my sunshine, my only sunshine. Rain makes me want to cut, my pain away. - So, you know how I was all sad about the rain on Friday? Well, Saturday and Sunday AND Monday are all, F YOU WE HATE YOU we're going to keep raining and we...
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Conversations With Bud "What time is it?" - A new, (possibly) regular, event taking place right here at *Hiding from the Kids...* Setup: Sunday morning, Bud calls one of his church leaders to se...
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Winner of Le Creuset Baking dishes. - Before I announce the winner of my first ever fancy shmancy giveaway, I'd like to take a moment to exchange some pleasantries. I'd like to say thanks to all...4 hours ago
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After The Happily Ever After - Awhile ago I wrote a post called The Commuter King about a woman working as a secretary at the Ghanaian Embassy in DC who unexpected became King of a villa...4 hours ago
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Spring is almost here...bring on the color! - Last week was a particularly icky week, both when it came to the old personal life and the weather...but I'm happy to say that the sun is out and it's beau...
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Maiden Names as Middle Names - When I was married before, I THOUGHT I was using my maiden name as my middle name. I put my maiden name on everything as my middle name and nobody said a w...5 hours ago
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Hope - Saving the Camel's Back One Straw at a Time - I wrote about losing it one Sunday. Getting lost was the straw that broke the camel's back. What I haven't really written about are the first 99 million ...
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In Memory of Stupid - *Last week's participation in Memoir Monday was epic! Be sure to jump ponds and visit Travis at I Like to Fish. Read other memoirs or post and link you...5 hours ago
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Bingo! - Multiple times I have successfully convinced JohnnyMac volunteering is a great way to spend a few hours on the weekend. I think JohnnyMac would make his ow...6 hours ago
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SPEAKING FROM THE CRIB PODCAST SEASON ONE EPISODE 7 AIRS TONIGHT AT 8 PM EST with DIARY OF A MAD BATHROOM - My podcast airs tonight at 8:00 PM EST. Go to the sidebar under my profile picture to locate the Blog Talk Radio player. Click play. If you miss the show,...6 hours ago
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Growing Up on Classics - [image: Image and video hosting by TinyPic]I didn't know it at the time, but I was extremely fortunate to have a Daddy who introduced me to a variety of mu...6 hours ago
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Hey Look! It’s The Girl! - ***Disclaimer*** I am sure he was a very nice person. He just creeped me out. I posted a picture of myself on Friday. It is gone now. I don’t usually...6 hours ago
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What Was Brazil Thinking? - On Saturday, I took a visit to Brazil. Actually, I take that back. Brazil took a visit to me. That's right. I got waxed Brazini style. What's Brazini styl...7 hours ago
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Lisa Leonard GIVEAWAY. - A few weeks ago, Lisa Leonard contacted me to ask if I'd like to review one of her products and host a giveaway. I thought I was dreaming! Little did Lisa ...8 hours ago
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Why Do Adult Women Still Have To Put Up With Zits? - ***I'm out of town, but Memoir Monday will return next week*** I've always had oily skin. Except when I was pregnant, when my skin was beautiful except for...9 hours ago
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I meant to do that - It's been *years *since I've worked out in a gym. I realized that what I've been wearing at home is hardly public attire, so I went out and bought myself a...
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Sunday Ten Spot: TV Moms - The Top Ten TV Moms (as far as I'm concerned) 10. June Cleaver (Leave it to Beaver) She is the one-the classic TV mom who set the standards impossibly hi...12 hours ago
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Monday Mingle March 15, 2010--Rock Climbing and Wishes... - Click the ABOVE button to the Fabulous host of Monday mingle--Speedy Jen! Hey y'all! It's MY FAVORITE time of the week! And look we have NEW minglers! YAH...
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You Better Recognize - I refuse… flat out refuse to blame Cathy, my loving wife, for her crude assumption, lack of couth, class and respect toward a dedicated husband who after c...14 hours ago
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TMI ~ 25 Things - Okay, so I don’t want you to forget me when I’m gone! So here is a post from way back when. All about me! 25 Things? Really? There is this new craze going ...14 hours ago
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Oh My Gawd, it's Sow Gawjis! - Do you have a strange fascination with Long Island accents? Ever wonder if Alyssa Milano or Drew Barrymore did the more authentic Long Island Lolita accent...
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The worst passwords to use online. - Thousands of consumers are leaving themselves at risk from fraud and identity theft because the shortness and simplicity of their online passwords leave ...
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my son's teacher is a ninny - ok...i know we all have *those* days. and i'm sure teachers have more of * those* days than those of us that aren't locked in a 20 x 20 prison cellroom with...
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Holy Blogging Batman - What's in a number? I'm not a stick to it kind of person. You see, my brain has a tendency to work much faster than any human body possibly could, unless o...15 hours ago
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You Had Questions - I Have Answers - *Darla from Hissyfits & Halos:* *You have to tell me what Daffy's azz really looks like. ;)* It doesn't look like this: Via Google Images *Ian fro...
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So I'm Ferris Bueller's sister. The poor girl had a point - I just spent the loveliest weekend with a British girl named... Um...er…eerr... Give me a second, it’ll come back to me. My brother Ted invited her to the...
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It's Dailyn's 1st Birthday! - A year ago *yesterday,* our baby girl decided that it was time to make her debut. Even though it was 2 weeks before her expected due date. It was a Friday;...
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Lisa Leonard Giveaway! Oh my goodness! - This is one of my favorite giveaways of all time! I have been swooning over the Lisa Leonard website for such a long time and dreaming that I would somed...
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This never fails - Perhaps it's just me, but this never fails to make me giggle... The king of Sweden having a crafty cigarette...21 hours ago
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I Eat Boys Like You For Breakfast - Devouring men is an art. You have to smile just enough, remember it really is entrepreneurial in spirit and leave at least the bones behind so that they'l...
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160 - happy now? - *whatever makes you happy* their wisdom whispers still in her ears as she sits amid the debris of her choices hoping this is not how true happiness really fe...23 hours ago
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Dragging Ass - *Ain't this time change stuff a bunch of crap? Hecks yeah it is! It's almost 11:00 a.m. and I'm still dragging ass. I'm all for Spring and beautiful we...
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~Secretly, Looking Better Dressed Than Naked~ - *Eating and drinking, watching* *Television, lost my *real* vision.* *Don't exercise, look at my thighs,* *When I take off my clothes,* *The mirror won't hi...
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Suddenly silent - It is never good news when the phone rings in the wee hours of the morning piercing the subconscious, wringing the soul in preparation for the changes to...1 day ago
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Underground hostess (ah-hem, restaurateur) - The Washington Post ran a photo gallery this week of a local hostess who is running a supper club out of her home. On the one hand, it is enterprising and ...
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Right on track with 'normal.' - I noticed while scrolling through my blog's front page (I read my blog a lot; I'm my biggest fan) that I haven't posted any photos of the kiddo in awhile. ...1 day ago
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Illustration Fri. - 'subterranean' - A quick post to share this sketch with y'all. I actually revisited an older sketch of mine as I thought it was perfect for *IF's* prompt word this week: ...
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personal unity - by darlene kreutzer There are days, weeks and sometimes even months, when the divide between all the worlds that I live feels so wide and stretched tha...
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I Love Lucy ... Again - The 1950's produced a lot of great fashion, hairstyles, and of course, T.V. shows. "I Love Lucy" is one of these shows. I am fascinated with the relat...1 day ago
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Don’t put away those winter coats just yet… - Brace yourself. I think hell might be freezing over. I’m serious! There is a very real chance that I might actually agree *(GASP!)* with a move that...1 day ago
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Yo Tweeps...How to get Twiffic Twaffic - Welcome to Yo Tweeps Twaffic Exchange....Supah's latest brilliant idea. That girl has more ideas than Snuffleupagus has hairs...or Tiger has ho's....or ...
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How do they do it? - Have you ever heard of Craftcount? It is a site I came across recently that lists the top sellers on Etsy. There are sellers out there making a ton of sale...1 day ago
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Dare We Get Sick AGAIN!? Non-typable WHA? Probiotic HUH...? - Okay, so we found out that the bacteria my family is fighting is called "non-typable" H-flu. Not only did it cause my daughter and I to come down with Pin...
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the music begins and she... - Sharing Visit my latest photoblog entry A few blogs i just discovered: grass doe -- a Maine blog -- but be warned, the photographer is a foody and ...1 day ago
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BBB Round 2: Four Foods that Make Dieting Doable. - After a two week hiatus, the diet that never ends is on again. And this time it's crunch time. I'm not going to make my deadline (Tori's birthday), but I'm...
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Lazy Crazy Baby Mama... - It's been a week of illness over here. I came down with a very scary case of mastitis on Saturday... serves me right for being so smug about breastfeeding....
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Hunted - The beast prowled the corridors, searching for the remaining hunter. It seemed as though the tables had turned and the four who had been sent to find and k...1 day ago
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This is the end, my friend... - *The following post (below) is my entry into the fabulous Mabel's Labels BlogHer'10 Contest. The winner of this contest will receive a trip to BlogHer 2...1 day ago
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Thank you, Emily! - 15 years ago (tomorrow) I became a mother. My amazing daughter Emily joined the world and helped me to become a better person on March 14, 1995 at about 11...
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It's a Cover Girl giveaway, and a billion dollar prize. - I haven't been myself lately, for reasons I'm not quite ready to share. I know this is quite unlike me - this blog is basically a diary of my life. I like...
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Just Blabbing - Here's a run down on my busy little day... Went to the kids awards assembly...it's highly screwed up and disorganized now. Different grades overlap their t...2 days ago
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Turd Tongs - Today I read Bat Crap Crazy's post about variuos life lessons. She asked for everyone to share their own life lessons, so I shared one of my own with her. ...2 days ago
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In case you missed it... - ...I'm not dead. I'm just over here, and, after a three-week hiatus, I am finally getting back into this blogging thing. The layout has changed and is mor...2 days ago
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A more ambitious woman would have roasted him on a spit! - I have a little bit of biz to get out of the way before I proceed to the roasting of the "him" in the title. 1) Remember that Great Interview Experiment th...
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The Written Word - The written word can get us into trouble. It is the source of many a lawsuit, employee dismissal, and marriage breakup. Interpretations of the written word...2 days ago
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Write This Way... - I'm thinking of starting a weekly writing prompt. I would love it if you all would join me, but I'm not sure if this is something anyone would be intereste...2 days ago
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She's Super Smart and Funny - "Doing homework" with The Princess is one of my favorite things to do right now. Just a couple of weeks ago she totally surprised E and me by reading an e...2 days ago
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Source of my Madness - A few people have asked how I do it... I am by NO MEANS an expert- just getting my feet wet, but this is how I do it... as I refine my process, I will surl...2 days ago
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Thoughts on blogging - There’s another reason I’m sad, as well as yesterday's general grief. When the Cyber Mummy conference details were published, I looked at them, and thought “...2 days ago
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Jr. HIgh Drama *Updated* - Megan is in the 7th grade and up until now we have had little to no girl drama. And now it's hitting us full force! Megan and her best friend Kaitlyn had a...3 days ago
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Rethink Friends With Benefits - Hey Everyone! Happy Friday! It's time for Rethinking day with Bare Escentuals at Rethink What Matters. Today's topic is loaded... Rethink Friends With Benefi...
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Westside Pavillion's "Sandwitched" GREAT KIDS MEAL! $3.65 - Real Grill Cheese sandwich on Whole Wheat bread with yogurt for $3.65...great deal!3 days ago
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Adding Insult To Injury, Part Deux - I don't post about my infertility often, but every now and then I run into someone who manages to add insult to injury when they find out that Darling Daug...3 days ago
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There are Some Things that Need to be Discussed - here’s what’s up: we’re going to a wedding next weekend in chicago and the dress that i’ve been planning to wear for the last year plus (since i bought it ...3 days ago
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Oh...My...God - I have officially morphed into my mother. I'm not sure when it happened, but let's just say that when I look at a package that has arrived at my house, I t...3 days ago
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Wednesday Dinner 3/10/10 - Good Morning my loves and happy Thursday!!!!!!!! So glad that we have all made it through another week and we all got a chance to witness life and be a pa...
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From Chi-Rish to Old Suburban Lady - This Saturday is the day where everyone in the city of Chicago is Irish. It is a day where we start drinking at 8 a.m., wear crazy green outfits, and occas...
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How is your bucket filled? - A few years ago a colleague used a term that I hadn't heard before. When I asked her about what she meant by "that's how my bucket is filled" she referred...4 days ago
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Keeping Me On My Toes - For those of you who have been wondering, this is how we've been getting Iain to sleep through the night: Only KIDDING!! That would be an EMPTY and CLEAN ...
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Car Seat Question - No, this isn't anything like last time I asked about car seats...I'm older and wiser, and have learned from that experience. This comes down to the "looks"...
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Bahamas - I am trying to update my blog from my cell phone with mixed results. I got halfway through my first update when the whole message vanished on me. Hopefully...5 days ago
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ZZZZzzzzzzzz - So, here's the thing. I missed the memo on getting kids to sleep. Ok to be perfectly honest, I read books and I watched A Baby Story on TLC, but no matter wh...5 days ago
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I am back - what doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Maybe. - So... my last post back in January was about the tragical loss (and much less tragical regrowth) of a couple of my eyelashes. Well, how's almost knocking o...
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Money grubbing whores! - Let me tell you, there is truly nothing worse than knowing people that are broke. It's just my luck that I so happen to know many people that are nothing b...6 days ago
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I. Was. Wrong. - Did you feel the earth rumble when I typed those words out? Yes, that is me admitting I was wrong. I even apologized! It all started last Monday night when...6 days ago
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Confessions - This is my confession...if you have one...read on... The past few weeks have been full of excitement,sadness,joy,disappointment basically a whole gambit of...
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Daddy - Daughter Dance - As always - The Cast of Characters Me (The Daddy) The Bean: Age 8 The Butterfly: Age 6 The Darling Wife The Buffett Puppy Every year or so, there is a n...
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A Little Appreciation Goes A Long Way - I have worked with some real assholes. This is going to be true of anyone in any profession. There is no screening process, and one person's asshole is an...1 week ago
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Welcome Trevor Charles! - Trevor was born on the evening of February 24th and has spent the last week sleeping, eating, pooping, and getting to know his family (mostly sleeping and ...
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And another giveway! - Vist raising my 4 sons Here is a chance to win their choice of a finished charm bracelet ($24.99 Value!) I hope to win the one shown!
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Here Comes Baby Freezer Meals: Healthy Enchiladas - Baby is coming in 9 weeks (the end is near!) and I want to have my freezer prepped up with dinners. 'Cause last pregnancy? *I didn't cook anything.* And...2 weeks ago
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What's the difference? - We've all heard the phrases 'stuck in a rut' or 'finding my niche', and let's not forget 'getting your groove back'. Most of us have used these phrases, bu...
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Regional recipes - I am never punctual when it comes to my blog (or life in general, for that matter), but I come through in the end. So here I am with some traditional r...
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Last Chance... - To visit me at my new home! I am now blogging at Thirty Something? and you are missing all the fun. :-(All of my posts from The Unconventional Couple have...3 weeks ago
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Followers... - I just want to make sure y'all can find my main blog HERE! That's were the good stuff is!!!3 weeks ago
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Hatin on Disobedience - Hey ya'll, your girl is freakin exhausted. This is probably due to my disobedient stripper, Candy. She gets so excited to see me in the morning and at nigh...
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Guess Who I Met? - Guess who that is? Yes, that's me arguing with Rep. John Boehner, House Minority Leader. To be honest, he seemed pretty sensible and nice when I met him, ...
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Mimi the Mermaid - I just wrote this, inspired by my favorite author, J.D. Salinger, who passed away yesterday. During the summer, I'm usually the one left to look over my l...1 month ago
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Tips to brighten up your bathroom - I always look for cheap ways to brighten up my house. Lately I've been looking at my bathroom. Honestly I don't like it much. It needs help drastically....1 month ago
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Trying to Keep Up - I have been a blogging slacker, I know! No need to remind me. Life has just gotten so hectic, but what did I expect? I had all these great ambitions to po...1 month ago
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Did Not Appreciate Music Appreciation Class - [image: All these ear parts hurt. All of them.]Five minutes into Baby Music Appreciation class, I am huddled in the corner trying to nurse my frazzled baby...1 month ago
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Don't This Shit Make a Scandalous Housewife Wanna (JUMP JUMP!!!!) - Continuing with my holiday recap:My little sister, Princess Juicy Shrub Hugger, along with her man, Rock Star Boyfriend, decided to fly into Dallas (from Sea...2 months ago
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Conversations - Part IV - I never seem to remember conversations that my kids have, so for a few months, I have been writing down snippets just in case I wanted to do this. BTW...I...2 months ago
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Are We Ready? - [image: image] And by we I mean me, myself, I, and you, of course. (I, in no way, resemble these swimmers. One of them lives inside of me but I have con...2 months ago
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Been a while - Grad school took over for a while there. Sorry oh invisible audience. I've decided to try oils. Finally. Here's a closeup of the result of ~4 hours of untr...
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How I Rung In 2010 - I rang in the new year in my most favorite of ways, surrounded by friends and strangers alike at my friend's epic, annual NYE house party. It's always a m...2 months ago
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Happy Holidays and See You on My New Site! - Since I started this blog, Kora and Logan have grown from adorably active toddlers to bouncy bubbly preschoolers. Time sure has flown! I'm a little misty...
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Scratch That, I Still Hate Christmas - So, the high of my bargain gift shopping has worn off and I realize that I still hate Christmas after all. I'm pretty Scroogey every year, but I'm finding ...2 months ago
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Almost Over! - Goodness!!! December is half over (almost) and I've been *BUSY*! So far, I: *Have gotten a JOB! *Registered and been awarded financial aid for the Spring...
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the list - the other night hubby came home from work and asked me if i knew what "the list" was. since he works with ALL WOMEN {no joke} he hears all sorts of things ...
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Warm and Fuzzy - I am feeling rather warm and fuzzy tonight. It turns out that we know someone who has the skills to fix what's wrong with our old house, and he needs a pla...4 months ago
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Time Out for Theta Mom Thursday - *It’s Time Out for Theta Mom Thursday!* For those of you visiting for the first time, the goal is to grab one hour of time within one week to do whatever y...
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So Long And Thanks For All The Fish.... - This may mean something to you if you are a Douglas Adams fan... if not I do apologise. However, what the title is alluding to is my decision to give up th...5 months ago
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This is SO exciting! - This blog is not even READY for the eyes of the world, but already there are followers and MckLinky's! If you just follow, please sign Mr. MckLinky!! And, ...5 months ago
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Pigeon holed in one - Since the swine flu episode, there are tell-tale signs that my popularity, never high with those at the top, has waned even further. My pigeon hole has be...8 months ago
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A Shout Out to All Full Time Moms - This weekend was the infamous Fool's Cup Weekend. It was the annual gathering of my U of A friends and their families. This year, the Fool's Cup was in San...11 months ago
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Back from the dead... - As promised, and not without some hesitation, I here by man up and allow the more, well - realistic and mature, and the less, well --- Frat-Boy-esque versi...1 year ago
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I flippin HATE Barney so I LOVE this!! awesome. Also, thanks for your lovely comment on my blog!! I Love you blog, too!
OMG...that is hilarious. Barney is stupid.
Hilarious!
Awesome.
Ha haaaa!!! My 15 m.o. walked up while I watched and seemed to like it. Maybe they should put more Tupac on Barney!
How great!!! I dislike Barney with many of the bones in my body!
~WM
I plan to never let my daughter know anything about Barney, we avoid him at all costs.
I thought Barney was retired anyway!
So far my child has no knowledge of Barney. I hope to maintain that! Although, YO GABBA GABBA is right up there with that damn purple dinosaur.
Barney is totally gangsta.
Lmao....I love it! Tupac Barney!!
I have never seen Barney on TV but this is over the top -- if the kids hadn't been there maybe some humor, but really crass -- time to get out of the gutter
sorry about the gutter comment--been feeling guilty all evening--what i really want to read is some joyous and funny/cute happenings(have there been any yet???)
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